Saturday, 27 September 2008

The Real Symposium

Roger Scruton, a philosopher and countryside campaigner, has been scribbling his musings in the New Statesman this past week (18th September). I found the article "Wine and Wisdom", a piece that looks at what modern dinner guests should be thinking about. I must admit that at times this seems applicable to the university symposium and seminar - especially with the alcohol flowing, and the glances of desire being thrown across the room:

Very few great works of philosophy are also great works of art. However, Plato's Symposium is both. It is a vivid invocation of the Athenian polis and its leading characters, including Alcibiades, Aristophanes and Socrates. And it is without compare as a philosophical treatment of sexual desire - a topic that philosophers down the ages have largely avoided, with only Schopenhauer and Sartre venturing the kind of comprehensive account of it that we find in Plato. Ostensibly, the work is merely a report of a drinking party, in which the characters stumble, in their cups, over ideas and emotions that lie hidden in their daily lives.

In that lies its artfulness. There are ideas which appear ridiculous in ordinary conversation, which are nevertheless obvious when drunk. And, by retrieving from the conversation of drunks the truths that wine has revealed to them, Plato is able to prepare his reader to accept what would otherwise appear so fanciful and remote from ordinary human dealings as to be dismissed as a fairy tale. He was able to say something about sexual desire that is as shocking to his contemporaries as it is to modern people - namely, that desire is directed towards another person, but with a hidden goal. This goal is not pleasure, or orgasm, or any of those sensual and commonplace things, but the knowledge of beauty and truth. Sexual desire is therefore more prone to corruption than any other human feeling, and the physical part of it is precisely what is most dangerous to the soul.

Try publishing that in Cosmopolitan or Tatler, and see what laughs you'll get. But, as Plato brilliantly shows, it is a view of the matter to which we all of us tend in our cups, and it is one of the virtues of wine that it turns our thoughts towards a truth that looks ridiculous in our sober routines, and therefore condemns those routines as ridiculous.

We should recognise, however, that wine leads us to such surprising conclusions only when swallowed in the right way, and it is another great virtue of Plato's masterpiece that it tells us how to do it. The symposium was the very opposite of the modern dinner party, in which conversation breaks into loud-mouthed fragments, with nobody pausing to address the table as a whole, and no guest prepared to yield space to a neighbour.

In a symposium the wine circulates slowly, is drunk gradually, and with due libations to the gods. The conversation is general and speakers take it in turns to contribute. Gradually, as shyness is dissolved and the imagination freed, the hidden truths that ordinary life forbids begin to congregate on the horizon, beckoning to the company for wine, as the ghosts in Homer beckon for sacrificial blood.

Try it some day, and you will be surprised to discover what you really think.

Friday, 5 September 2008

Scully and Me (...and maybe Mulder, if he's into that kinda thing)

I have a confession to make. I think Scully is HOT. I've come to this conclusion after watching the first five series of the X-Files during my (rather unproductive) summer, and rediscovering the horny teenager inside of me that I never knew existed. When I can't sleep after one episode, I blame it on the gruesome storyline ... when instead Scully is on my mind.

Before this sounds like a PostSecret confession in the making, my love for Scully is indicative of something else (and before you mention it, no, not a secret thing for my mum). I've been struck by the way in which these old epsiodes of the X-Files return onself to a world without care. A world in which the threat of alien invasion and government conspiracy was one of our more demanding concerns. In short, the paranoia of Mulder and Scully is so appealing because it is not a paranoia that we ourselves are now embracing, it is one that we have since replaced with something far more dangerous and consuming.

Our new paranoia is again "out there". But this time, the men in black are more likely to be wearing a burkha or turban. Or so we are led to believe. The "War on Terror" has so permeated our lives and imaginations that all of our Hollywood blockbusters and HBO dramas have to have some sort of terrorist plot if they are to gain some critical praise for their "gritty realism". Gone are the days when we could look to the skys and wonder if there really were some little green men up there with some expensive gamma rays. Now the television executives demand counter-terrorism action, oil executives on the pull and the latest MI5 gadgetry. I'm quite frankly fed up of this realism in modern drama. It's not just TV either; it extends to the theatre and the latest novels.

I think we need to take a look at what we are letting ourselves be consumed by. The doctrine of "terrorists everywhere we look" might be a conveniant one for a government trying to sell its latest erosion of habeus corpus, but it should not be one that we become so saturated in that we feel it is somehow rather realistic (and therefore sexy). I'm not trying to say that we should replace our fear of Al-Qaeda with a fear of martians. What I am saying is that the state of our collective health and fixations can be expressed through what we choose to watch. A little bit of escapism should be allowed to flourish, and I'd argue that the recent success of Doctor Who on the BBC is in part thanks to this. Let's not become slaves to a fear that has been permeated by the latest drama; that is in fact what the terrorist want us to feel. Instead, lets look elsewhere (to the stars even) for a bit of entertainment that puts our daily lives into perspective ... and may even throw up the equivalent of a red-headed minx once in a while.

Blygt

PS - I've attached an interesting video from the X-Files spin-off series "The Lone Gunmen", one that rather spookily makes a connection between the characters that made the show so quirky, and events on 9/11 that changed the way we (and the TV executives) see the world fundamentally...

The Lone Gunmen TV Show Predicts 9/11 + War on Terror (4 mins)